Monday, October 8, 2007

You need a life coach!

I am here to solve your problems. Just ask Rachel, one my most successful customers, how having a life coach has turned her life around.


"Having Gurrbonzo as my life coach has turned my frown upside down! I went from a frazzled, hyperventilating introvert on the verge of dropping out of law school and hiding in a corner of the library rocking back and forth, and am now a champion in every way. I makeout with randoms, have a billion interviews, and lots of cool extracurricular activities, in addition to my ever-improving sophistication. Thanks to specific weekly plans, daily assignments and goals, and creative artwork helping me visualize success, my life is going places! The best money I ever spent was hiring Gurrbonzo as my lifecoach." -- Rachel, LifeCoach Class of 2006-2007 and current student.

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Wondering what a life coach is? As reported here,

"These new professionals deal with relatively healthy people who want to improve their lives in specific ways, such as changing careers, finding a healthy relationship, taking their business to a new level, losing weight or deepening their self-understanding, for example. They deal with stress management as well as time management, goal setting and other key areas of change to help their clients lead more balanced lives that better reflect clients’ personal values and priorities. It differs from therapy in that the focus is more on the present and future than the past, more on goals and behaviors than emotions and emotional patterns, and there is a more equal balance of power between the coach and client than between the typical therapist and client."

You're welcome in advance for the successful life you're about to have! Simply comment with your problems and I will work my lifecoach magic.